Silken TWAT Prom Dress

To all the parents out there, here is the perfect dress for your daughter to where to prom.



That is if you want your daughter to show everyone that underneath her huge silken pink TWAT is another TWAT that is the same size.

Happy Twatting!

TWAPTing

Came across this today...


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Apparently we represent Total War Against Piracy Theft. Shouldn't it be TWAPT.

Happy TWAPTING!

I'm in my Miami B*TCH!

There is no other way to wake up on Saturday morning at 6:00AM other to this queeftation of the day.

Drink all day
Play all night
Let's get it poppin'
I'm in Miami biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

I would like to thank LMFAO for creating such wonderful lyrics , and to AMP Radio for playing this wonderful song at 5:45AM in the morning. Unfortunately this song has this beat that I like to dance to, so I will not be able to get this song out of my head. At least this services as a lesson to turn off my alarm clock on Friday night.

Happy Twatting!

MAN-A-THON

we are having a MANATHON..Arnold Schwarzenegger will be are Austrian guest of honor..
T1, T2, (T3 is omitted) ALL IN PREPARATION FOR T4!!!! more info to come!

our first queef EVER

Do not fret! your one stop shop for all faces, places, twatting, queefing, xengas, journals, etc, IS HERE!!!!!!!
That's right kiddies, this is it..the last place you'll EVER want blog on, is now the ONLY place you'll ever want to be at (in?)
As our first post (just minutes after its insemination) we don't have that much to say yet...BUT WE WILL.. our minds are now going to be constantly filled with ever important thoughts that will enlighten you and your friends.

soo..to queef or not to queef (that was not a rhetorical queeftion)
..i know..pretend you never read that..

Post at your own volition ( just dont bust a John Mayer and break up with your hot significant other )